just some funnies :)

[andea]

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The man at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight,' the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either one.'

[andea]

Today is International Disturbed People's Day

Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friends... just as I've done.

I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself..
You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin' special.

[blindfaith]

Hey andea:

I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself..
You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin' special.

[The Bull]

Hey Blind:

I don't care if you lick windows,
take the special bus
or occasionally pee on yourself.
Or if you whisper sweet nothings in your own ear,
dance the macarena in a dress,
or wake up with Folgers in an athletic cup.
You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin' special.

(Middle section added for personalization)

[blindfaith]

I'm glad you're gone.

[The Bull]

Aug 1, 2008 17:46:31 GMT -5 blindfaith said:

I'm glad you're gone.

Hmm...too bad I'll be back in just a few weeks, to torment everyone again.

[andea]

LOL i <3333 you blind!!!!